Grand Opening

After months of researching, inspecting, rejecting, and being rejected, we have finally signed a lease on a facility. Living Stone Bible Church will officially open to the public on July 6th, 2008.

We will be meeting in the Greenwood Oaks office park located at:
500 Polk St.
Suite 25
Greenwood, IN 46143
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Service starts at 10am. Nursery for 0 - 24 months. Sunday school for 2-3 yrs old and 4-5 yrs old. Children's church for K-5th.

So, in an attempt to create excitement for the Grand Opening, I’ve been working on some tag lines. Here’s what I have so far:

BYOB (Bring Your Own Bible)
Live music!
Sermon delivered in 30 minutes or less or it’s free
Holy Spirit – free refills!
Festival seating
Free Wifi
Lifetime warranty
HOT Donuts!
Cops welcome!
Ladies eat free on Sundays!

What other tag lines do you think will work?

In Christ,