Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Grand Opening

After months of researching, inspecting, rejecting, and being rejected, we have finally signed a lease on a facility. Living Stone Bible Church will officially open to the public on July 6th, 2008.

We will be meeting in the Greenwood Oaks office park located at:
500 Polk St.
Suite 25
Greenwood, IN 46143
map

Service starts at 10am. Nursery for 0 - 24 months. Sunday school for 2-3 yrs old and 4-5 yrs old. Children's church for K-5th.

So, in an attempt to create excitement for the Grand Opening, I’ve been working on some tag lines. Here’s what I have so far:

BYOB (Bring Your Own Bible)
Live music!
Sermon delivered in 30 minutes or less or it’s free
Holy Spirit – free refills!
Festival seating
Free Wifi
Lifetime warranty
HOT Donuts!
Cops welcome!
Ladies eat free on Sundays!

What other tag lines do you think will work?

In Christ,

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

The Beauty of Mathematics

A friend emailed this to me today (I'm sure he didn't write it. So, in the spirit of the internet, I'm passing it on without any source):

1 x 8 + 1 = 9

2 x 8 + 2 = 98

123 x 8 + 3 = 987

1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876

12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765

123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654

1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543

12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432

123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11

12 x 9 + 3 = 111

123 x 9 + 4 = 1111

1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111

12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111

123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111

1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111

12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111

123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88

98 x 9 + 6 = 888

987 x 9 + 5 = 8888

9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888

98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888

987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888

9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888

98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1

11 x 11 = 121

111 x 111 = 12321

1111 x 1111 = 1234321

11111 x 11111 = 123454321

111111 x 111111 = 12345654321

1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321

11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321

111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to

GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help

answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will

get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up t o you if you share this with your friends & loved ones

just the way I did.

Have a nice day & God bless!!